Oh my! I've missed you blog world! I'm so glad winter is over. I really do hate it with all of my existence. I should probably move to a warmer year round climate so that I don't hate things as much. But who likes to move? Ya'll, I mean really. Could the blooming trees get any prettier? I just get so excited when spring comes. Sometimes I just want to dance in my leg warmers and video tape myself. Do ya'll ever feel like that?
Two of my best friends from college, Cali and Audra. We had to make sweet nothings of course!
Last week I went to Nashville, TN to see my best friends from college. I haven't seen them in a year so it was a wonderful reunion. We missed our other bestie Erin. Hopefully we will all be together again soon. Maybe for Cali's baby shower?? If you're reading this Erin, please say yes!
While in Nashville, I went to McKay bookstore. It's book store heaven for those of you who love to read. The picture to the left is how I feel when I'm walking in. I've been preparing my list since last May. I only spent $91 (it was better than last time)! Ya'll I just cannot tell you the happiness I feel when I enter that place. I smell books--the pages, the binding, the weird people. "Oh what joy! Oh what bliss! I feel so crazy I want to hiss!" (Another word that rhymes with hiss is piss but I didn't really want to do that. I mean, who wants to buy books with urine all over them?). Another thing that was exciting was looking up pedafilitics (that's the fancy shmancy name for pedafiles) in my friends' neighborhoods. I have this app on my iphone called Watch Out. Type in the zip code and it gives you the name, pic and address. Cali had one that lived right around the corner from her. I won't say his name because if he googles himself then my blog will come up and then he will stalk me with his nasty medical mask on. Yes, he wears a medical mask at all times. Cali and Devin see him frequently in his yard, and he's wearing a mask. He's also wearng a mask in his mugshot. Creeper. Click here if you want to see http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?149303-15-Most-Unfortunate-Haircuts-for-a-Mugshot/page2 He was charged with solicitation of a minor. He probably drives a snow cone truck. There was also one that lived three houses down from Lauren Thompson. He was charged with aggravated rape. Even more gross. If I can be of any assistance to anyone in finding out about pedafilistics, let me know. My service is free.
Go enjoy the beautiful day! Thank you God for being the smartest being out there to create such prettiness.