Four Years Ago on this day and at this very moment in time...

I was due in court for a traffic violation (had wreck), but luckily the judge was a patient at the eye clinic where I was working at the time. I used my charm and wittiness to con my way out of actually going to court and missing work. The judge allowed me to do a court conference call by phone. And do you know what I had to do for him? I had to give him a big ol' hug. Sweeth thing! Ya'll thought it was going to be worse didn't you...dirty minded people you are.